I’m making a box full of things that are funny,
Including my cousin when she looses lots of money,
Megan’s puppies are included in this little box,
So you better watch out that they don’t chew your socks,
In McDonalds my brother stuffs his face,
So I guess her will loose in a race,
Also when my cousin gets her McFlurry all over her clothes,
She will soon go home and do a right good pose,
I will watch Spongebob everyday,
And never go and waste my life away
By ST
Wednesday, 24 June 2009
Funny Poem by JC
I’m making a box full of things that are funny
Like that scaff that goes to the shop to collect some money
I laugh at the fat people who waddle up the hill
So they can get their chocolate cakes that they kill for
But when they have to come back down the hill they just roll back home
So they can jump on their little foam chair
When I’m in America I see people in their kitchens stabbing cereal boxes
Because they are serial killers
With their big bushy eyebrows that smell like a pump
When I see nits in people’s hair I feel sick
When they jump from heads to heads
Like that scaff that goes to the shop to collect some money
I laugh at the fat people who waddle up the hill
So they can get their chocolate cakes that they kill for
But when they have to come back down the hill they just roll back home
So they can jump on their little foam chair
When I’m in America I see people in their kitchens stabbing cereal boxes
Because they are serial killers
With their big bushy eyebrows that smell like a pump
When I see nits in people’s hair I feel sick
When they jump from heads to heads
When I am an old fart
I shall wear body armour with a motorbike helmet that is red which doesn’t go.
I shall spend my pension on a hearts top, lacoste trainers and t bags and say we have no money for butter.
I shall bomb Osama Binladin’s house and nick his wife
And take over Easter road and Celtic park
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall pee in the rain and poo in other people’s gardens
And learn to wipe.
You can wear terrible Hats
and grow more fat and eat poo or cockroaches for a week
and hoard nuts magazines, guns, grenades and things in boxes.
So people who know me are not to shocked and surprised.
By JA and KW
I shall wear body armour with a motorbike helmet that is red which doesn’t go.
I shall spend my pension on a hearts top, lacoste trainers and t bags and say we have no money for butter.
I shall bomb Osama Binladin’s house and nick his wife
And take over Easter road and Celtic park
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall pee in the rain and poo in other people’s gardens
And learn to wipe.
You can wear terrible Hats
and grow more fat and eat poo or cockroaches for a week
and hoard nuts magazines, guns, grenades and things in boxes.
So people who know me are not to shocked and surprised.
By JA and KW
My Warning by RMc
When I am an old pensioner I shall wear a G star top with Nike cottons which doesn't go, and doesn't suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on alcohol and mini motorbikes
And the shows when they come. I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And smash windows and steal motorbikes and steal from Tesco. And keep a mini base ball bat in my bag encase I am mugged
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out and strip in the rain
And pee in other people's gardens
And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shoes and grow more fat
And eat junk food or Chinese at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard homeless people in ma house and party till I am purple and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear lacoste tracksuits .
And I shall spend my pension on alcohol and mini motorbikes
And the shows when they come. I shall sit down on the pavement when I'm tired
And smash windows and steal motorbikes and steal from Tesco. And keep a mini base ball bat in my bag encase I am mugged
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out and strip in the rain
And pee in other people's gardens
And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shoes and grow more fat
And eat junk food or Chinese at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard homeless people in ma house and party till I am purple and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner and read the papers.
But maybe I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old, and start to wear lacoste tracksuits .
Funny Poem
I’m making a box full of things that are funny because when it is sunny I eat loads honey. Cause when it is nice I start loads of fights and when I need a laugh I get Demi to through me in the bath. I laugh at teachers when they are cross I hope to god he won’t be my boss.
KS..x
KS..x
Funny Poem
I’m making a box full of things that are funny because when it is sunny I eat loads honey. Cause when it is nice I start loads of fights and when I need a laugh I get Demi to through me in the bath. I laugh at teachers when they are cross I hope to god he won’t be my boss.
KS..x
KS..x
I’m making a box full of things that are funny
I’m making a box full of things that are funny
Like my friend’s name sunny
And an elephant that is in a hurry
My cat that is as fat as two boxes of honey
My teacher thinks she is funny
But my friend Kieran is funny
Like my friend’s name sunny
And an elephant that is in a hurry
My cat that is as fat as two boxes of honey
My teacher thinks she is funny
But my friend Kieran is funny
box full of things that are funny
I’m making a box full of things that are funny.
Like playing army of 2 it gives you a sore tummy.
Like cars crashing and people in a thrash
Grannies on bikes popping wheelies in a flash.
Like Lee Evans live at the o2 you’ll laugh so much it’ll make you poo.
And a special curry that makes it go runny
This is my box full of things that are funny.
Like playing army of 2 it gives you a sore tummy.
Like cars crashing and people in a thrash
Grannies on bikes popping wheelies in a flash.
Like Lee Evans live at the o2 you’ll laugh so much it’ll make you poo.
And a special curry that makes it go runny
This is my box full of things that are funny.
Funny Poems
I’m making a box full of things that are funny .
Cause when it is sunny I eat loads of hunny.
When it is nice there are loads of fights.
When I need a laugh I get Demi to through me in the bath.
I laugh at teachers when they are cross
That they are not my boss.
Cause when it is sunny I eat loads of hunny.
When it is nice there are loads of fights.
When I need a laugh I get Demi to through me in the bath.
I laugh at teachers when they are cross
That they are not my boss.
Funny Poems
I’m making a box full of things that are funny .
Cause when it is sunny I eat loads of hunny.
When it is nice there are loads of fights.
When I need a laugh I get Demi to through me in the bath.
I laugh at teachers when they are cross
That they are not my boss.
Cause when it is sunny I eat loads of hunny.
When it is nice there are loads of fights.
When I need a laugh I get Demi to through me in the bath.
I laugh at teachers when they are cross
That they are not my boss.
I’m making a box full of things that are funny,
Like Spongebob’s farts that are so runny.
A fishmonger chopping a live fish,
To serve someone a large dish.
Hippopotamuses that are chunky,
Like a monkey trying to get funky.
A dead biscuit on the floor,
And Spongebob’s granny knocking at my door.
Some grannies on their bikes,
Talking about their likes.
A bald guy having no hair,
Telling people to do a dare.
Like Spongebob’s farts that are so runny.
A fishmonger chopping a live fish,
To serve someone a large dish.
Hippopotamuses that are chunky,
Like a monkey trying to get funky.
A dead biscuit on the floor,
And Spongebob’s granny knocking at my door.
Some grannies on their bikes,
Talking about their likes.
A bald guy having no hair,
Telling people to do a dare.
Poem
I'm making a box full of things that are funny,
like my puppies who bark at money.
With a bad dancer who always falls,
Or my mum when she roams the halls.
Whenever some says something is "the bomb",
I start laughing and shout my brother Tom.
-MK.-x!
like my puppies who bark at money.
With a bad dancer who always falls,
Or my mum when she roams the halls.
Whenever some says something is "the bomb",
I start laughing and shout my brother Tom.
-MK.-x!
Training Puppies
When Hudson was a puppy
He thought he was the boss
He chewed on things and barked a lot
And made our neighbours cross
And so I had to train him
I thought it would take longer
He had his dinner after me
To show him I was stronger
It took about three days at most
Before he learned the game
I wonder how long my new S2
Will take to learn the same?
He thought he was the boss
He chewed on things and barked a lot
And made our neighbours cross
And so I had to train him
I thought it would take longer
He had his dinner after me
To show him I was stronger
It took about three days at most
Before he learned the game
I wonder how long my new S2
Will take to learn the same?
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