I’m making a box full of things that are funny.
Like playing army of 2 it gives you a sore tummy.
Like cars crashing and people in a thrash
Grannies on bikes popping wheelies in a flash.
Like Lee Evans live at the o2 you’ll laugh so much it’ll make you poo.
And a special curry that makes it go runny
This is my box full of things that are funny.
Wednesday, 24 June 2009
Funny Poems
I’m making a box full of things that are funny .
Cause when it is sunny I eat loads of hunny.
When it is nice there are loads of fights.
When I need a laugh I get Demi to through me in the bath.
I laugh at teachers when they are cross
That they are not my boss.
Cause when it is sunny I eat loads of hunny.
When it is nice there are loads of fights.
When I need a laugh I get Demi to through me in the bath.
I laugh at teachers when they are cross
That they are not my boss.
Funny Poems
I’m making a box full of things that are funny .
Cause when it is sunny I eat loads of hunny.
When it is nice there are loads of fights.
When I need a laugh I get Demi to through me in the bath.
I laugh at teachers when they are cross
That they are not my boss.
Cause when it is sunny I eat loads of hunny.
When it is nice there are loads of fights.
When I need a laugh I get Demi to through me in the bath.
I laugh at teachers when they are cross
That they are not my boss.
I’m making a box full of things that are funny,
Like Spongebob’s farts that are so runny.
A fishmonger chopping a live fish,
To serve someone a large dish.
Hippopotamuses that are chunky,
Like a monkey trying to get funky.
A dead biscuit on the floor,
And Spongebob’s granny knocking at my door.
Some grannies on their bikes,
Talking about their likes.
A bald guy having no hair,
Telling people to do a dare.
Like Spongebob’s farts that are so runny.
A fishmonger chopping a live fish,
To serve someone a large dish.
Hippopotamuses that are chunky,
Like a monkey trying to get funky.
A dead biscuit on the floor,
And Spongebob’s granny knocking at my door.
Some grannies on their bikes,
Talking about their likes.
A bald guy having no hair,
Telling people to do a dare.
Poem
I'm making a box full of things that are funny,
like my puppies who bark at money.
With a bad dancer who always falls,
Or my mum when she roams the halls.
Whenever some says something is "the bomb",
I start laughing and shout my brother Tom.
-MK.-x!
like my puppies who bark at money.
With a bad dancer who always falls,
Or my mum when she roams the halls.
Whenever some says something is "the bomb",
I start laughing and shout my brother Tom.
-MK.-x!
Training Puppies
When Hudson was a puppy
He thought he was the boss
He chewed on things and barked a lot
And made our neighbours cross
And so I had to train him
I thought it would take longer
He had his dinner after me
To show him I was stronger
It took about three days at most
Before he learned the game
I wonder how long my new S2
Will take to learn the same?
He thought he was the boss
He chewed on things and barked a lot
And made our neighbours cross
And so I had to train him
I thought it would take longer
He had his dinner after me
To show him I was stronger
It took about three days at most
Before he learned the game
I wonder how long my new S2
Will take to learn the same?
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